There was a new report a couple days ago that said a few Oklahomans had seen the legendary El Chupacabra!
For those of you who don't know what a chupacabra is its an old creature from mexican folklore that supposedly is a bad omen and destroys your crops and eats your livestock. I personally think that its some mutated lab rat that Obama used for studies on how to become invincible in Area 51 with Elvis and the Devil. It's either that or just an incredibly ugly dog. (I think its the escaped lab rat.)
But don't think it won't come for you! Lock up your doors and windows and get some home protection!
"He's climbing in yo windows, snatchin yo people up..."
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