Sermon on the Mount

In bible class we are learning about the Sermon on the Mount in Matthew 5. I decided to write about the topic jesus covers called LUST.

Jesus says that it was said to not commit adultery, but jesus rephrases it to say that if you even look at a woman with a lustful intent then you have already committed adultery. He goes on to say that if your hand causes you to sin to cut it off. And if your eye causes you to sin to take it out. He says that it's better to lose one part of your body to sin instead of your whole being.

I don't completely agree with this, but then again I'm not a christian. I don't believe that if you look at someone lustfully that you have already committed adultery. I just believe in self control and learning not to be a total creeper and just get all up on girls.

The Chupacabra

There was a new report a couple days ago that said a few Oklahomans had seen the legendary El Chupacabra!

For those of you who don't know what a chupacabra is its an old creature from mexican folklore that supposedly is a bad omen and destroys your crops and eats your livestock. I personally think that its some mutated lab rat that Obama used for studies on how to become invincible in Area 51 with Elvis and the Devil. It's either that or just an incredibly ugly dog. (I think its the escaped lab rat.)

But don't think it won't come for you! Lock up your doors and windows and get some home protection!

Is Halloween Good or Evil?

I know that many people have different opinions on Halloween, and alot of people think that Halloween is when the devil and demons come to walk around with us. But I'm pretty sure that's just a bunch of hooblah. That's right, HOOBLAH!

My opinion on the whole thing is a mix of both sources, I do like dressing up in funny outfits and getting candy, but I don't think that Halloween is about praising the devil or worshiping demons.

It was shown that the Celtic pagans in Ireland and Scotland celebrated the day of the dead to honor spirits of their ancestors that had passed on. They even did the jack-o-lantern thing except with a turnip! Kind a weird if you ask me. The pagans believed that evil spirits were especially active on October 31st. Thats probably where our preachers and pastors get this idea.